Mallory's Man

So as is clear by now for everyone involved in the Bar Harbor threads Mallory had a relationship with Jake (PB: Matt Lanter) in the past. Unfortunately this real time lonely woman has been binging Supernatural non-stop (currently halfway through the final season, wanted to see what the fuss was about; got addicted to it like crack cocaine, not that I know what crack cocaine is like in my line of work we have to take pisstests bi-monthly.)

Anyway, since I'm now really REALLY into Jensen Ackles and his character Dean Winchester in Supernatural, I'm going to have Jake killed once the Cult of Dagon folks appear. I'm just wondering if anyone would be willing to take on Jensen Ackles as a PB (I know he's popular on forums as a PB), to arrive in Bar Harbor (in any other muscle car), and in time become Mallory's man.

I'm talking the whole shebam; marriage, kids, the whole nine yards. And yes, your Jensen Ackles character may have a Jared Padalecki PB for a brother or close friend. Maybe a Castiel or Crowley sidekick too, that would be cool. Sounds good? Well then, get to work on it and romance the shit outta Mallory.

TL;DR: your friendly neighborhood admin needs to go to horny jail. *BONK*